balcil:

thenightisland:

i love how the american media frets over showing lgbt characters on tv shows and then the bbc makes a tv show where the main character is literally an omnisexual immortal alien who eventually turns into a giant disembodied face and no one gives a fuck

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No, Captain Jack gives a lot of fucks

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The Easter bunny brought me Posh French chocolates. #Thanks

The Easter bunny brought me Posh French chocolates. #Thanks

Your silence kills me slowly. #silence

Your silence kills me slowly. #silence

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

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thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

- Transparent Princesses match your blog background! -

if you find that they look cool on your blog you should send me screencaps so I can see too 

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shagliam:

One thing I learned from this video…A majority of them need a haircut.

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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johnlock-consulting-husbands:


This actually always made me really upset

I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

This actually always made me really upset

I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

(Source: alchimiedesetoiles)

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merankoria:

does masturbating count as exercise

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thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

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She is not “my girl.”

She belongs to herself, and to all of the world. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.

How much more blessed can I be?

Avraham Chaim, Thoughts after The Alchemist (via avraham-chai)

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mishasminions:

unraveled-sarcasm:

ironychan:

tazerbitchinheels:

This is disgusting. I love it.

I can just imagine his wife yelling at him “YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT!”

Is he wearing a blazer over a leather jacket?

hahahahahhaa. he is. new style. catch on guys.

CAN RDJ JUST WRITE A BOOK ON HOW TO BE A GOD AMONGST MEN

(Source: robert-downey-junior)

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